BRUISER
Bought the dip. Bought the dip again. Still here.
SOLANA ยท PRE-LAUNCH
WADDLE BACK TO 2007.
The igloo. The puffles. Snowballs to the face. Childhood before it got a market cap.
STOP 1
SNOWBALL FIGHT
Click the wall. Some things you never forget how to do.
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SNOWBALLS THROWN
loading the snow…
STOP 2
THE IGLOO
Your igloo used to be the whole internet. A blue box, a fireplace, a puffle asleep by the door. Nobody asked what any of it was worth. It was worth the afternoon.
TIP
waddling is faster than running. so is patience.
STOP 3
PUFFLE ROUNDUP
Four puffles. Four ways to hold a bag.
ZOOMIE
In before the wick. Out before you finish reading this.
SLUSH
Logged off in 2009. Portfolio still compounding.
STATIC
Refreshes the chart every four seconds. We're worried.
STOP 4
COIN BOOTH
No membership card, just a chart and a buy button.
